As you know, I am the proud owner of a mystery version of ataxia. We know it’s genetically recessive, we know it comes with a lot of spasticity, we know it’s none of the known types, but we don’t know much else.
This means that I can take everything that’s wrong with my body and, without any proof of the contrary, blame it on my disability.
The thick and unbecoming calluses on my feet? A lovely gift from spasticity. My inability to type on my phone with my thumbs like a normal Millenial? I blame ataxia. The pimple on my face I haven’t been able to get rid of for weeks?
Well, okay, I probably can’t blame that one on my disease. But spastic ataxia is a neuromuscular disease, and as there are over 600 muscles in the human bodies, that is 600 ways in which my human body can let me down.
Human ears also have a number of muscles, so now that they have begun causing problems for me, I am blaming my disability.
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